i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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