One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Semen is not good for contacts.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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