I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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