wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
you never un-have a 4some
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm always down for nudity.
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