Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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