let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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