A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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