Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dating After Heartbreak
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".