Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face