BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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