It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
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I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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