In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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