Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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