did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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