yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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