We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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