...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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