wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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