At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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