i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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