i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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