I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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