My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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