the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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