hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My dick has a subreddit
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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