: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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