all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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