This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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