I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
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yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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