it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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