Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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