found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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