As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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