I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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