I'm really into asian looking animals
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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