Bisexual people are plain selfish.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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