butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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