How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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