So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm sobbing to NWA
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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