its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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