they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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