I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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