The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
