So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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