please come you make the beer taste better
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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