Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Reggie can tackle my bush.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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