turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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