Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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