Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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