yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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