So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
