Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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