so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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