Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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