I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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