YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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